I saw a Jezebel book at the clearance rack at barnes and noble.

"Frank Grimes" (FrankGrimes) 02/13/2014 at 23:25 • Filed to: None

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I didnt look at it cuz I dont read about sex/porn whatever it was. But it brought up an interesting idea.

Why dont we have a jalopnik book?

What would be in a jalopnik book?

Would there be like a hidden compartment in the back with an oppositelock section?

THOMAS5 > Frank Grimes 02/13/2014 at 23:26

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OPPO DANCE PARTY!!!!!!!!

Dusty Ventures > Frank Grimes 02/13/2014 at 23:29

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Miatas

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Frank Grimes 02/13/2014 at 23:29

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I remember this thing from GT2. Good times.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Frank Grimes 02/13/2014 at 23:31

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It would be about the most obscure cars in history with some Torch made infograph fold outs.

The back of the book comments would be sarcastic.

The Oppositelock section would be the reverse side of the book jacket.

Rainbow > Frank Grimes 02/13/2014 at 23:32

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A "Men of Oppositelock" 2015 calendar where twelve of us are laying across Volvos half-naked?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Rainbow 02/13/2014 at 23:34

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Covered in oil and with bloody knuckles yelling at the cars.

Justin Young > Frank Grimes 02/13/2014 at 23:34

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I think Doug DeMuro covers it.

heliochrome85 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/13/2014 at 23:40

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While a brown fiat drifts in the background.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/14/2014 at 00:28

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The page on Orlove's bug would be upside down.

THOMAS5 > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/14/2014 at 00:38

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And the part about your head would be all red and squished. (Not meaning to be rude)

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > THOMAS5 02/14/2014 at 01:18

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bitch please, my head is fine and my car got the worst of it.

THOMAS5 > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/14/2014 at 01:19

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I'm still amazed that your head is stronger than a FUCKING PEICE OF METAL

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > THOMAS5 02/14/2014 at 02:03

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So was the doctor. I don't think he believes me when I told him I just pulled/pushed my head out.

Your boy, BJR > heliochrome85 02/14/2014 at 02:06

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I'll pose in an animal print banana hammock in the hood of my rusted up old bimmer.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 02/14/2014 at 07:48

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It is supposed to be two pages, but the second is intentionally left blank.

thebigbossyboss > Frank Grimes 02/14/2014 at 08:55

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There would be a section of Oppo meetups with our cars.